Notable Quotables by Andrew Barger

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Andrew Barger.

It's Hard to order just a black coffee these days. That's the kind of miserable world we live in.
The Divine Dantes
Squirt Guns in Hades
July 25, 2011

Blondes make nice pets.
The Divine Dantes
Squirt Guns in Hades
July 25, 2011

All Ghosts Are Gray
 Phantasmal
The Best Ghost Stories 1800-1849
June 7, 2011

Tweets and text messages killed the long novel.
The Brownie of the Alabaster Mansion
July 25, 2011

Is not our purest form of writing that done without the taint of money?
Coffee with Poe
November 3, 2003

J.D. Salinger—The Great Uncommunicator.
“What’s in Salinger’s Closet?”
January 27, 2012

The literary world is marred with dead trees and terrible, fat novels. Does length equal creativity and originality? Do pages equal greatness?
BlooDeath

The Best Vampire Stories
1800-1849
August 12, 2011

Charlotte Bronte borrowed liberally and sloppily from Joseph Sheridan le Fanu when penning Jane Eyre. The originality of this classic novel is tarnished as a result.
Phantasmal
The Best Ghost Stories 1800-1849
June 7, 2011
Bea broke up the band.
The Divine Dantes
Squirt Guns in Hades
July 25, 2011

They say everything that can be written has been written. I say we are just getting started.
Mailboxes - Mansions - Memphistopheles
March 5, 2010

The short story is not, as some believe, a lesser form of literature than the novel.
Shifters

The Best Werewolf Short Stories 1800-1849
September 2, 2009

The difficulty with Poe is not figuring out which of his stories rise to the level required of this collection, but rather which of his stories to exclude from it.
6a66le
The Best Horror Short Stories 1800-1849
July 28, 2009

In truth, J.D. Salinger never needed the world. It’s always been the world that has needed J.D. Salinger.
What’s in Salinger’s Closet?
January 27, 2012